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pebbles
Joined: 04 Jul 2008
Posts: 18
Location: Bass Hill Australia |
 Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:04 pm |
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Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviosly knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completly unaware who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle, As he does so 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the atendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger .
"Fook me, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything,"
J have a good day now!. |
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